The History of Invisible Friends

Few people know that many famous and influential people throughout history have had invisible friends that first helped them through their childhood and helped them begin on their paths to greatness. Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Albert Einstein are just a few of many examples. There are or course as well, Alexander the Great, Charlemagne, King David, Cleopatra and many more throughout ancient history who were born with the gift of Invisible Friends.

Invisible friends come in many shapes and sizes. They are usually larger than a normal human being. They offer sage advice when needed; they can rescue you from your evil Aunt and Uncle from under the stairs as well. And always they are endowed with supernatural abilities such as, but not limited to, shooting laser beams out of their eyes, super strength, the ability to fly, etc...

It is said that the first invisible friends were granted to human beings after the great floods. They are all brought into existence at the exact same time as their human charge, and usually must find their appointed human over a period of time. All Invisible friends spontaneously generate from the natural elements. Creatures that resemble giants or golems are born from the element of earth, creatures that resemble dragons or salamanders are born from the element fire, creatures that resemble whales or giant squids are born from the element water, and birds from the element of air.

Philosophers have studied invisible friends for centuries and have categorized all of them into one of the four elements; however, some philosophers speculate the existence of as many as six categories, the other two elements being ether and shadow. It is rumored that Lord El Stinko himself had an invisible friend born from the element ether that was in the form of a giant mushroom. Ether is usually an element devoted to the abnormal or insane personalities.

Invisible creatures are a mirrored image of the personality of their charge, likewise the element that resembles their human the most. A person, who is strong willed, for example, will most likely be born with an Invisible Friend from the element earth, the element of strength.

Winston Church hill was born with a Golem Friend. Abraham Lincoln was born with a Giant Skybird Friend, air being the element of wit and humor. George Washington was born with a Dragon Friend, fire is the element of determination and passion. Einstein was born with a Giant Squid Friend, water is the element of Intelligence and Wisdom. Shadow another rare element is the element of pure wickedness and evil.

Some might be considering the logic of having for example a friend from the water. One might expect that if this were the case that person would have to be near the water to be able to communicate with their Invisible Friend; however, this is not the case. As with many things concerning Invisible Friends, they are not bound with the constraints of natural law. They are beings of pure spiritual energy, and therefore a Giant Squid or Whale Friend can easily swim through the air to be able to accompany their human charges wherever they may go.

Image of Old Norse "Life Tree" Which is also the Superior Realm

When Invisible Friends die, they return back to the element from which they came, the spiritual energy though goes elsewhere. It is unclear exactly where it goes, but ancient Chinese scrolls suggest that it is a higher realm that is neither found upon earth nor in the heavens. The Chinese call it the Superior Realm and Einstein called it an alternate dimension. It is a place that is not definable by natural law, so therefore it cannot be measured or numbered. Leading Philosophers on the matter continue to explore this strange alternate dimension. Until then the world can only wonder…