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Breaking News! The FBI in conjunction with the NYC police department recently
raided a supposedly abandoned warehouse, following a lead that was given to
them concerning the whereabouts of the elusive and infamous Lord El Stinko.
News of the bust somehow reached the many ears of El Stinko, and naturally the
clown and his followers were long gone before authorities arrived. Luckily,
however, many artifacts from the warehouse survived the explosion that was
evidently meant to destroy the warehouse and everything that the crew was
forced to leave in their haste to escape justice. Those items include:
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The Diary of Lord El Stinko
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A Monkey Meat Grinder
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A collection of rare smelly cheeses
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Various powdered wigs
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A book entitled, Finding Yourself within Yourself
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A book entitled, Raising Your Gifted Children
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A doomsday machine operating manual
More information will become available as authorities investigate
the crime scene. Check back for more news on 2/3/2012. That is all.
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