Status Report

Some of you are probably wondering what the heck I've been doing for so long. Well as I mentioned in my previous post I've been trying to sell all of those gosh darn cabbages with your help. We've had quite a lot of success actually, so far I've been able to inexplicably sell some 10,000 cabbages! That is amazing! Its all thanks to your efforts in spreading the news around. Thank you.

In addition to this little endeavor I've actually also been doing a little field work. Doing research to find out what really happened to Elliot and the rest of those slippery individuals. It's quite difficult when the people you want to write about keep slipping in and out of the Superior Realm.

Well wish me luck. I expect to begin writing again in some two months. Thank you once again for all of your support, if you have any clues as to where Elliot and the rest of the team are post them to this blog. I need all of the help I can get!

Cordially,

Silver Quill

List of Important Links You May Have Missed

List of Important parts of the Biography you may have missed, some of the articles that I have posted are no longer found on the home page of My Secret Biography Blog. Here is a list of links that will take you to different parts of the story that you may have missed:

Biography of Me!!! Part 1

Where you get to learn about my twisted past and how I was locked under the cupboard for 12 years of my life. I got to write a lot of poetry though...

My Aunt and Uncle Part 2

You really don’t want to read about them do you? they are quite wretched people.

The Escape Part 3

How I escape from the circus. Some people tell me it may have been an insane asylum. 

Crazy Monkeys Part 4

Animal cruelty at its finest. Learn how Wendy’s gets its lettuce leaves so perfectly chaotic.

Wicked Wendy Workers Part 5

When Wicked Wendy Workers try to Whack me with a Wat. I mean bat.

The Evil Plot Unveiled Part 6

It’s too horrible to describe!!! Cheese Horrible Cheese! Ahhhh!


Escaping a Cheesy Death and Kumbayah; Part 7


That was a close one. Thank you Gothgora...


Tragedy Strikes; Part 8


This part was really difficult to write. It's too sad to say anymore.


Creepy Garden Gnomes Part 9

This is a scary part. We also find out how Lord El Stinko may have misplaced his nose.


Becoming Padawan Learners Part 10

We find a teacher to help us develop our strange talents or powers.

Padawan Training Begins with Mr. Thumb; Part 11

In which I discover my secondary powers.

The Perfect Assassin Part 12

Lord El Stinko's strangely musical assassin find us!

UFS: ( Unidentified Flying Sausages) Part 13

The assassin gets more than he bargained for from Chris and I.

Attack of the Mounted Gnomes Part 14

The Gnomish Calvary arrives to help us.

A Strange House with Legs Part 15

A new and probably even stranger chapter of the story is about to begin...

Keep Reading to find out what happens this next week.

More News of El Stinko's Diary

Law enforcement official have released even more juicy details to the public concerning the infamous Lord El Stinko. And in an effort to draw him out of hiding, perhaps through embarrassment, the NYC police department has agreed to release more sensitive entries of Lord El Stinko's diary to the public! Keep reading to stay informed on the latest developments! 


Tomorrow 2/9/2012


To see the last diary entry from Lord El Stinko Follow this link.

Keep Reading to See What Happens

Keep Reading to find out what happens to Elliot and Chris, in Part 14! Will they be able to break the chains around them, and their powers, caused by the opera singing of Sir Champagne? or will they perish in a very boring and unimaginative way? 


Read Part 14, on 2/6/1012 to find out...

Important Biography Posts Missed!

List of Important parts of the Biography you may have missed, some of the articles that I have posted are no longer found on the home page of My Secret Biography Blog. Here is a list of links that will take you to different parts of the story that you may have missed:

Biography of Me!!! Part 1

Where you get to learn about my twisted past and how I was locked under the cupboard for 12 years of my life. I got to write a lot of poetry though...

My Aunt and Uncle Part 2

You really don’t want to read about them do you? they are quite wretched people.

The Escape Part 3

How I escape from the circus. Some people tell me it may have been an insane asylum. 

Crazy Monkeys Part 4

Animal cruelty at its finest. Learn how Wendy’s gets its lettuce leaves so perfectly chaotic.

Wicked Wendy Workers Part 5

When Wicked Wendy Workers try to Whack me with a Wat. I mean bat.

The Evil Plot Unveiled Part 6

It’s too horrible to describe!!! Cheese Horrible Cheese! Ahhhh!


Escaping a Cheesy Death and Kumbayah; Part 7


That was a close one. Thank you Gothgora...


Tragedy Strikes; Part 8


This part was really difficult to write. It's too sad to say anymore.


Creepy Garden Gnomes Part 9

This is a scary part. We also find out how Lord El Stinko may have misplaced his nose.


Becoming Padawan Learners Part 10

We find a teacher to help us develop our strange talents or powers.

Padawan Training Begins with Mr. Thumb; Part 11

In which I discover my secondary powers.

Breaking News the Clown El Stinko!

Breaking News! The FBI in conjunction with the NYC police department recently raided a supposedly abandoned warehouse, following a lead that was given to them concerning the whereabouts of the elusive and infamous Lord El Stinko. News of the bust somehow reached the many ears of El Stinko, and naturally the clown and his followers were long gone before authorities arrived. Luckily, however, many artifacts from the warehouse survived the explosion that was evidently meant to destroy the warehouse and everything that the crew was forced to leave in their haste to escape justice. Those items include:

·         The Diary of Lord El Stinko

·         A Monkey Meat Grinder

·         A collection of rare smelly cheeses

·         Various powdered wigs

·         A book entitled, Finding Yourself within Yourself

·         A book entitled, Raising Your Gifted Children

·         A doomsday machine operating manual

More information will become available as authorities investigate the crime scene. Check back for more news on 2/3/2012. That is all.

Coming Soon to My Secret Biography

Coming to My Secret Blog 2/2/2012
Curses I Hate Squirrels!!!

New Blog Devoted to Writing a Book

Due to the amount of information that is essential to explain how to write a book, I have decided to open up a new Blog exclusively devoted to the cause of helping people finally write the book that they’ve always wanted to write. Both Elliot’s Biography Blog and Writing a Book Blog will be linked together to ease the transition. I hope that you will enjoy both blogs equally.

Cordially,

Silver Quill

Link: Writing a Book

Another Link to the Past of My Secret Biography!

Some of the articles that I have posted are no longer found on the home page of My Secret Biography Blog. Here is a list of links that will take you to different parts of the story that you may have missed:

Biography of Me!!! Part 1

Where you get to learn about my twisted past and how I was locked under the cupboard for 12 years of my life. I got to write a lot of poetry though...

My Aunt and Uncle Part 2

You really don’t want to read about them do you? they are quite wretched people.

The Escape Part 3

How I escape from the circus. Some people tell me it may have been an insane asylum. 

Crazy Monkeys Part 4

Animal cruelty at its finest. Learn how Wendy’s gets its lettuce leaves so perfectly chaotic.

Wicked Wendy Workers Part 5

When Wicked Wendy Workers try to Whack me with a Wat. I mean bat.

The Evil Plot Unveiled Part 6

It’s too horrible to describe!!! Cheese Horrible Cheese! Ahhhh!


Escaping a Cheesy Death and Kumbayah; Part 7


That was a close one. Thank you Gothgora...


Tragedy Strikes; Part 8


This part was really difficult to write. It's too sad to say anymore.


Creepy Garden Gnomes Part 9

This is a scary part. We also find out how Lord El Stinko may have misplaced his nose.


Becoming Padawan Learners Part 10

We find a teacher to help us develop our strange talents or powers.

I hope you enjoy reading this insane Biography.Thank you.

Cordailly,

Elliot

Poetry Writing

The following is a poem I wrote while under the stairs at my Aunt and Uncles house. It’s really quite prophetic because this is actually what happened. I was quite hungry at the time because my Aunt and Uncle had forgotten to feed me again, so I had resorted to eating Box Elder Bugs that had gotten in somehow. I imagined that if I were as small as they were that maybe, just maybe, I could get out. So, I would like to thank the Box Elder bugs for the inspiration of this Poem:

There once was a boy in a room

Locked under the stairs with a broom

Gothgora came up

And recued the pup

And knocked down the door with a boom!

Thank you Gothgora for everything, may you rest in peace. I hope you enjoyed this poem. Keep reading to find out what happens next in Part 11! Thank you.

Blog Information Memo

Cherished Reader:

My Secret Biography Blog is designed with “the follower” of the blog in mind. Or in other words those people who follow the posts, reading all of the insanity that comes out of my fingertips onto the keyboard, day to day.

 For those of you who may be confused this means that as I write the posts they appear on the web in order from newest to oldest. I encourage all readers of this blog to become a follower, so that they can experience the full craziness of it all without the distraction of having to find were you read last by scrolling down through everything. Some blog posts are so old that they no longer appear on the front page. Therefore you either have to go all the way down to the very bottom and click view older blogs to read it, or you can find what you are looking for on the panel on the far right side of the page where there is a list of all the posts I have written. Fortunately this panel is written from oldest to newest. 

Once again I feel that the easiest way to get full enjoyment from this blog is by becoming a follower, just a handy suggestion. Thank you for reading this blog. The following is a link to help you become a follower: Join the Cult you know you want to!

Cordially,

Silver Quill

PS Once you are a part of this Secret Cult, you can never leave. Muah ha ha ha ha!

How to Write your Own Book

Some of you have probably been wondering: what on earth is this blog?! No doubt these blog entries are very weird. Well I'm trying to help people realize that it doesn't matter, the most important thing that you can do when writing your own story is to get your ideas out on paper as fast as you can.

I want to hep people get their ideas out there, and that is the real intent of this blog. To continue helping people I have created another page to My Secret Biography Blog that is specifically designed to help people write their book in only 30 days. Writing a Book

I hope you find this blog both entertaining and useful. Despite what Elliot might have you believe, this blog is actually trying to help you. Please enjoy.

Cordially,

Silver Quill

Feedback Request

Keep reading to find out what happens next in this crazy adventure.

Please feel free to post comments or suggestions...

Coming Soon to My Secret Biography...

A sinister plot is unveiled...

"I can't believe that its in the chili!" Chris screams.

"No one will ever believe you if you tell." Lord El Stinko replies evilly.

"I vow that I will not rest until I stop you and your evil plot." I retort boldly.

Keep reading to find out what happens next on My Secret Biography. 

Its just like a corny soap opera isn't it...?

coming soon: 1/20/2012
The Evil Plot Unveiled; Part 6